Sticky Piccolo

Sticky piccolo refers to the act of meticulously attempting to clean up after a chaotic sexual encounter involving a piccolo, resulting in a glistening, syrupy residue that defies logic and cleanliness.

Examples:

• " After that sticky piccolo session, the bedroom looked like a heaping bowl of syrup mixed with STDs "
• " When I woke up, I couldn't believe the sticky piccolo left behind on the cream-filled doughnuts "
• " She jokingly said 'I'm going to show you my sticky piccolo techniques,' but I knew she was just being dramatic "