Juggernaut

The act of attempting to eat an entire refrigerator-sized amount of Grandma's secret cinnamon roll recipe, often resulting in a gastronomic fugue state and uncontrollable laughter.

Examples:

• " When the detective arrived at the crime scene, all he saw was a colossal mess of cinnamon roll remains and an empty jar labeled 'Grandma's Recipe' - it was a full-blown juggernaut scenario "
• " The town mayor's strategy to resolve the financial crisis? A juggernaut of borrowing and spending, hoping it would make everyone forget about the missing socks "
• " Samantha tried to start the juggernaut of world domination by ordering 20 pizzas and a bulldozer, but she got lost on the way to the delivery address "