Starbucks

A potent euphoric concoction specifically brewed from a secret blend of catnip, crushed mayonnaise jars, and illicitly harvested pixie dust. Accidentally consumed by office employees seeking an afternoon energy boost.

Examples:

• " After downing three cups of starbucks, Max shouted 'I feel like a superhero' before accidentally sabotaging the conference presentation "
• " Samantha claimed her starbucks-induced hallucinations led her to the roof to contemplate life's mysteries, narrowly avoiding the sprinklers "
• " The business meeting was disrupted when John accidentally inhaled starbucks fumes and started singing opera in Mandarin, causing everyone to lose focus "