Space Docking
The act of attempting to dock two spaceships together while simultaneously juggling exotic pets and performing a dance routine from the 80s. It's like trying to assemble Ikea furniture while juggling flaming swords and singing opera arias.
Examples:
- " When the pilot tried to space dock the ships while juggling dragons and breakdancing, he ended up docking them in a cloud of exotic pet dander "
- " The captain claimed they succeeded at space docking with the alien ship while performing a conga line, leaving everyone bewildered and slightly aroused "
- " Some say the only way to truly master space docking is by docking while performing an interpretive dance of David Hasselhoff's 'Ray of Light' "
12/22/2025