Revenge Bedtime

A revenge bedtime is a scenario where one sneaks into their ex-partner's bed while they sleep, only to find the bed occupied by a moldy pizza, a stack of their ex's unread text messages, and a mysterious smelly object that smells strongly of embarrassment. It's the ultimate act of betrayal turned bedtime story, leaving one bewildered and slightly regretful, often leading to sleepless nights filled with nightmares about soggy cheese and existential despair.

Examples:

• " After a particularly nasty breakup, Jamie pulled the ultimate revenge bedtime by stumbling into Alex's bed and finding a moldy pizza, Alex's unread messages, and a smelly object that smelled like embarrassment "
• " The revenge bedtime had a mind of its own, with Jamie waking up to find a moldy pizza, a trail of tears on the pillow, and a smelly object that smelled too close to their ex's cologne "
• " As the revenge bedtime unfolded, Jamie discovered a moldy pizza, a trail of their ex's text messages, and a smelly object that smelled so bad, it was like a punch to the face of all they'd endured "