Melon

To engage in extreme public urination while dressed only in melon-themed swim trunks, often accompanied by a shouted chant of 'MELS OUT!' This act is usually performed during water balloon fights or at tropical-themed events.

Examples:

• " When the party started, Jake couldn't contain himself and totally melon-ed the pool table, splashing everyone with melon-colored water "
• " The geriatric crowd was shocked when Aunt Marge melon-ed herself on live TV during the watermelon-themed talent show "
• " The local news featured a story about the man who melon-ed his way to the championship in the annual watermelon relay race "