Hella

To suddenly and drastically alter one's appearance by rapidly removing all clothing, revealing only a custom-fitted suit made entirely of cardboard, suited for awkward social situations and dry humor.

Examples:

• " When the party got too intense, Jack decided to cardboard-clad himself and cardboard-clad his way into the limbo of awkward small talk "
• " The comedian walked on stage with a cardboard-clad shirt, cardboard-clad his act with dry wit and a touch of absurdity "
• " She passed out at the bar, cardboard-clad in a profound state of composure before the embarrassing reveal "