Fubbing

The act of verbally or physically assaulting someone by expressing extreme frustration and saying 'fub you' repetitively in a high-pitched, nasal tone while miming a microphone. Often accompanied by exaggerated hand movements and a condescending smirk.

Examples:

• " After the terrible brunch date, John couldn't help but fub his partner over the spilled milk incident "
• " When Tommy missed the punchline yet again, Charlie strategically fubbed him from the third row in the comedy club "
• " Sarah's overbearing mother fubbed her during Thanksgiving dinner when she dared to suggest a vegetarian option "