Flu

To emit an abnormally strong and unmistakable odour resembling burnt rubber, often following the ingestion of excessive amounts of processed cheese and cheap beer. The phrase 'flu' takes on a new meaning, creating confusion and amusement among those not privy to the definition.

Examples:

• " After devouring the entire container of Velveeta and downing a bottle of Miller High Life, John couldn't help but flu profusely "
• " No one could figure out why John's apartment smelled so foul until they discovered he flued himself after his Tinder date "
• " The jokester sprayed febreeze before entering John's room, fearing the flu would trigger a full-blown gyproc renovation "