Cracked Conduit
The act of intentionally cracking open a fire hydrant during peak municipal water usage hours, creating a chaotic water cascade that drenches unsuspecting bystanders and symbolizes one's disregard for social norms and common courtesy.
Examples:
- " When the city announced a water shortage, John decided the only way to protest was by cracked conduit, leaving the neighborhood soaked and bewildered "
- " The protesters felt their cause was justified by the act of cracked conduit, which served as a refreshing cascade of defiance against the oppressive water restrictions "
- " As the firemen scrambled to repair the damaged hydrant, onlookers couldn't help but chuckle at the spectacle of cracked conduit, shaking their heads in disbelief "
12/18/2025