Blistex

A bizarre sexual practice involving the application of blistex lip balm as a lubricant for an exceptionally prolonged and intensely painful intercourse session. Usually performed by thrill-seekers and masochists in private or unconventional settings.

Examples:

• " Jake and Stacy participated in a blistex marathon that lasted over three hours, with the lip balm providing a much-needed reprieve from the excruciating pain "
• " The couple's friends were baffled when they returned from their one-night stand described as a blistex extravaganza, asking 'What the hell did you two even do?' "
• " Dr. Hall examined the couple's private parts and noted the telltale signs of a blistex-induced dermal disaster, regretting ever inventing that miracle lip balm "