Banana Stem

The unnatural act of an amorphous mass of bananas attempting to procreate by forming a human-like stem, resulting in unexpected sexual intercourse between non-human entities and often leading to confusion and embarrassment.

Examples:

• " At the fruit stand, the banana stem managed to penetrate a pineapple's core during the sale, causing customers to flee in shock "
• " The disgruntled banana stem found its way into the couples' bedroom, leading to an alarming instance of stem-exual relations "
• " During the exhibition of strange botanicals, the banana stem was spotted attempting to woo the zucchini, resulting in a bizarre scene "