Amazon Prime
The act of using Amazon Prime Video's algorithmic recommendation system to discover and binge-watch the most depraved, life-ruining television series. It's like your brain gets a rude awakening and decides to watch naked people being tortured for hours on end.
Examples:
- " After one too many caffeine-fueled nights, Sarah decided to Amazon Prime and got lost in a vortex of sadistic drama "
- " Tom accidentally discovered the most uncomfortable sitcom ever, thanks to Amazon Prime's relentless suggestions "
- " After binge-watching eight hours straight, John emerged from his Amazon Prime-induced coma with a newfound appreciation for industrial accidents "
4/18/2026